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Of Pineapples and Kings: P2Of Pineapples and Kings: Part 2Of Pineapples and Kings: P2
The atmosphere on the street was electric. The moon was rising, the sugar consumption was high, and Sarah could not stop smiling as Jareth deftly maneuvered them through the crowds of children.
“Try not to snatch anyone,” she said mischievously.
Jareth sighed sadly. “But there are so many that take my fancy. Particularly that one,” he said, pointing to the boy dressed as a pineapple who had almost fallen backwards under the weight of his leafy headdress.
As they walked around a tree, a small boy in a white gown ran into Jareth, who reach
by ~Lixxle
Of Pineapples and Kings: P1Of Pineapples and Kings: Part 1Of Pineapples and Kings: P1
Author’s Note: Come closer to the fire, my sweets and let ol’ Lixxle tell you a story that will send a shiver down your spine. Beware, my little ones! For this tale of shadows has awakened fear in the stoutest heart and made grown men cower beneath their …oh who the hell am I kidding? I can’t write horror; I can only write crotch-rich stories that border on crackfic (crotch-crack, if you will). So here it is—sickly-sweet Halloween crotch-crack. Really, you’ll have to floss after you finish it.
*** “Explain to me,” said Jareth, reachi
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The Gift That Keeps Giving:Ch4Epilogue: The Gift That Keeps GivingThe Gift That Keeps Giving:Ch4
One Year Later
Jareth closed his eyes and carefully pinched the bridge of his nose.
It was his birthday.
Again.
And just like his birthday the year before…and the year before that…and the year before that (he winced at just how many ‘year before thats’ there actually were), he found himself in the throne room surrounded by his cretinous subjects, who at this moment were doing their very best to make him feel faintly suicidal. As he watched their disturbing attempts to entertain him, he was suddenly struck by the depress
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The Gift That Keeps Giving:3bChapter 3: Nothing Says ‘Old Friends’ Like Baked Goods On A Window Ledge And The Odd Carnal Act (cont)The Gift That Keeps Giving:3b
The edges of his mouth curled up in a smile. “What if you did have the power to grant my wish?” he asked curiously. “What if it was something small, something you would not consider valuable, something you would not miss; would you grant it?”
Sarah thought about that. “If it was small, something that I don’t consider valuable, something that I will not miss, then I would agree to grant your wish.” Her eyes narrowed suspiciously. “But hear me, Goblin King; if your wis
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- Interests: I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you
- Favourite movie: Labyrinth, any film containing piranhas
- Favourite band or musician: Bowie. Favourite band would consist of 4 Bowie clones. Hurry up genetic engineering!
- Favourite genre of music: Emo-esque country-and-western style operas
- Favourite artist: Con-artists
- Favourite photographer: The fellow who took my passport photo was pretty good
- Operating System: I'm technologically challenged so this is a trick question for me
- MP3 player of choice: iPod. It's my happy place
- Shell of choice: Conch. Why do I get the feeling that 'conch' is not a legitimate answer...?
- Skin of choice: This question sounds either cannibalistic or pornographic. I'm going to pass...
- Favourite game: Guitar Hero. All the fun of being a rock star without the groupies & STDs
- Personal Quote: "How did those feral gerbils get in there?"
- Tools of the Trade: Axe, swiss army knife, Q-tip, block of chocolate--that usually covers all emergencies
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Right after I read it, I bought Pika's 'Erlkönig' fanart and I still get a shiver when I walk past it on my way to the door. A delicious shiver...
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"Well? Laugh?" (Jareth, at his finest)
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Far too many crotch references for the one story!
Thanks for reading!
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"Well? Laugh?" (Jareth, at his finest)
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain...
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"Well? Laugh?" (Jareth, at his finest)
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"Well? Laugh?" (Jareth, at his finest)
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'Just think, all over the world there are people exercising bad judgment. Someone, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life'
Many many thanks for the compliment (really!)
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"Well? Laugh?" (Jareth, at his finest)
The-Labyrinth-Club [link]
**does my little happy dance**
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'Just think, all over the world there are people exercising bad judgment. Someone, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life'
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